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Rose: [smiles at minna] Konnichi wa! [blinks, realizing that she's the only one there] I just might want some company...
[She snaps her fingers and a certain pair of bishounen appear.]
Hiei: Nani?! [glances around, then groans] Awww hell! Not again!
Rose: [glares at him] Be nice, Hiei-chan! This is payback for the jello!
Hiei: [scowls] Hn. You deserved it. Che! Torturing me all the time!
Kurama: [blinks] Jello? Hiei, what jello?
Rose: [shrugs] The jello he threw in my hair! [cracks of energy surround her, then die down] But now I get my payback!
[A doorbell rings, playing "La Cucaracha"]
Rose: [grins] Come in, minna!
[Hikari, Yukina2, Rin, Kichigai, and Thayet enter]
Thayet: [glances around, immediately catching sight of Hiei and Kurama] Bara! What are you gonna do to them this time?!
Rose: [indigantly] Nothing! [smirks] At least, not to Kurama-kun...
Yukina2: [grins] So...What're we gonna do to Hiei-chan?
Rose: [blinks] I dunno. Any suggestions?
Kichigai: [grins evilly] We could make him swim in an olympic-size swimming pool filled with pudding...
[Hiei's eyes goggle and he tries to make a run for it]
Thayet: [grabs him and bodyslams him] I don't think so! [sits on his back Indian-style]
Hiei: [snarls and struggles] Get offa me!
Thayet: [grins] No! And you can't make me, shrimp!
[Minna watch, then turn back to their conversation.]
Hikari: [smirks] I say we make him skinny dip!
Rin: [blinks] With Kurama-kun?
Yukina2: Hey! No yaoi!
Minna: Gomen!
Rose: Let's let him keep his clothes...At least, most of 'em!
Thayet: What kind of pudding?
Minna (including Kurama): Chocolate!
Hiei: [glares at the fox] Traitor!
Thayet: [socks him in the shoulder] Che! He just realizes that you deserve punishment!
Rose: [grins] Now all we have to do is find an olympic-size swimming pool and a hell of a lot of pudding!
Thayet: [snorts] Yeah, that oughta be real easy.
Kurama: [rumages through his hair] I know it's in here somewhere...Ah! Here it is! [he pulls an olympic-size swimming pool from his hair]
Rin: [stares] Now that's hammerspace!
Kurama: [goes back to rumaging through his hair] Let's see here...Ah ha! Here we are! [he pulls a refridgorator from his hair and opens it] Here's the milk! [he rumages some more, and throws a few thousand boxes of chocolate pudding from his hair] Okay...Anything else? [he snaps his fingers and rummages again. Finally, he manages to pull out six huge wire wisks]
Thayet: [frowns] I can't help! If I get up, he'll run.
Kichigai: [puts her hands on her hips] Well, you've got the fun job!
Rose: [blanches] Don't tell her that!
Thayet: [grins] I can tickle him!
Hiei: [pales and struggles] Hell no!
Hikari: [grins] Well, Rose, you wanted to torture him...
Kurama: [glances at Rose] Besides, I've never heard him giggle before. I'm curious.
Rose: [considers for a moment] Naw...I think he'll leave me alone with just the threat for a while. Next time.
[Disappointed groans come from minna, except Hiei, who seems relieved]
Rin: [grins] Besides, Hiei has to swim in there soon...
Yukina2: [picks up a wisk, slinging it over her shoulder] Let's get this pudding ready.
Kichigai: [blinks] How many gallons of milk do we need?
Kurama: [immediately] 4,058 and a half. [he blushs as minna turn and stare at him] I can't help it that you fic writers have an obsession with pudding, swimming pools, and me and Hiei. [he starts opening packages of pudding] Come help me. This'll take a while...
[A few hours and many, many packages of pudding later, they finish]
Rose: [looks up, still hyper] Oi! Thayet-chan! We're done!
Thayet: [gets up, grabbing Hiei before he can move and holding him out to Rose] Care to do the honors?
Rose: [removes Hiei's cloak and boots] Hold him still while I get his shirt off! [Kichigai and Rin grab the struggling fire demon, helping Thayet hold him down; Hikari and Yukina2 help Rose get the fire demon's muscle shirt off] Now for the pants... [she looks at Hiei] You are wearing boxers, ne?
Hiei: [stays silent for a moment] No. I'm nude underneath! [glares at her] Not the pants!
Thayet: [sighs] Liar! [she pulls the back of his pants down, revealing silk, navy boxers]
Rose: [turns momentarily chibi] Kawaii! [she returns to normal and pulls the fire demon's pants down the rest of the way] There! All ready!
Hiei: [glares at her] Baka!
Rose: [grabs him] Have a nice swim!
[She chucks him into the deep end of the pool, and he resurfaces covered in chocolate pudding]
Hikari: [grins] Look! it's a chocolate-covered fire demon!
Rose: [smirks] That's one piece of candy I'd eat right up!
Hiei: [pulls himself out of the pool] Oh, shut up! [he walks to Kurama, who's doubled over, laughing his ass off] Baka kitsune!
[The fire demon shoves Kurama, knocking him over the edge of the pool; there's no splash, as a net appeared and caught him]
Rose: [grabs Hiei with a long-suffering sigh] You like getting into trouble, don't you? [she throws him back into the pool] Don't come out until you're ready to apologize!
[Hiei swims to the side and pulls himself out]
Hiei: [growls] Fine! I'm sorry!
Rose: [looks at minna] What do you think? Good enough?
Kurama: [smiles] I think that's the best you're gonna get...
Hikari: [puts her hands on her hips] I suppose we'll have to live with it...
Rin: Yeah...
Yukina2: [grins] I suppose...
Kichigai: [grins] Besides, we can punish him more next time!
Thayet: [smirks] Shame we can't tickle him... [she grins as the chocolate-covered fire demon edges away from her]
Rose: [glares at Thayet] Next time, Thayet! [she turns toward Hiei and looks down at him] I accept your apology, Hiei-kun.
Kichigai: [looks at Kurama hopefully] Do you have any spoons, Kurama-kun?
[Everybody watches with rapt interest on their faces as Kurama pulls eight spoons from his hair]
Rose: [grins hyperly] Shall we?
[They attack the pudding ravenously]
~Owari~
Thanks to Bonz-chan for the idea from her fic "The Depth of Kurama's Hair." *grins* I just love that fic!
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