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By Youko Kitsune and Rose Thorne
~~Standard Disclaimers Apply!!~~
Background info: Our authors were discussing anime and Harry Potter and wondering why people think that being sane is a good thing. Harry Potter fans beware.
Youko Kitsune: ::blinks in a stunned sort of way:: I...I just read the strangest fanfic this side of Makai...
Rose Thorne: oh?
Youko Kitsune: It's called The Twelve days of Hogwarts by Baka Kitsune.....
Rose Thorne: Heehee Send it onegai!
Youko Kitsune: Kk. ::sends ficcie::
Rose Thorne: ^.^;;
Youko Kitsune: I know. I question this author's sanity but they ARE funny, ya gotta admit...
Rose Thorne: ^__^ Yuppers. Of course, who's sane??
Youko Kitsune: ::laughs maniacally::
Rose Thorne: ::begins to giggle a bit, which drips off into hysterical cackles::
Youko Kitsune: I feel the urge to glomp...who should I glomp today?
Rose Thorne: Hehehehehehe...Killua?
Youko Kitsune: I KNOW! ::glomps a confused and VERY terrified Vash::
Vash: ::squirms helplessly, looking rather like an eel:: He-elp! Somebody! Heeeeeelp!
Rose Thorne: ::giggles insanely::
Youko Kitsune: Even better... ::lets Vash go and giggles madly as an EVIL grin spreads across her face::
Vash: ::looks relieved::
Youko Kitsune: ::turns into a kitsune and chomps onto Snape's robes:: Hehehe... ::giggles through her pointy little teeth::
Rose Thorne: ::giggles at the look on Snape's face::
Youko Kitsune: ::growls and waves her twin tails::
Snape: ::glares:: Ten points from Gryffindor!
Youko Kitsune: ::bites him::
Snape: YEOUCH!
Rose Thorne: ::on the floor laughing::
Youko Kitsune: ::lets go then curls up in Malfoy's lap just to annoy him:: ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz...he he...ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZ
Malfoy: ::whines:: There's FUR all over me! ::shoves Y-K off him::
Rose Thorne: ::watches in interest::
Youko Kitsune: ::Jumps on his head and sheds for amusement::
Rose Thorne: ::falls over laughing::
::Harry, Ron, and Hermione come around the corner::
Youko Kitsune: ::Her eyes light up and she jumps at Ron knocking him over. Pants like a dog and just stares at him blankly::
Hermione: ::glares:: Hmph!
Youko Kitsune: ::Blinks at Hermione:: *pant pant*
Malfoy: ::pulls out his wand:: Two in one... ::points it at Y-K::
Ron: ::whimpers::
Youko Kitsune: ::jumps at Malfoy and...snags his wand::
Harry: ::blasts Malfoy with the Jelly Legs Jinx as Y-K moves out of the way::
Youko Kitsune: ::turns into a youko again and twirls the wand between her fingers:: That was fun.
Rose Thorne: ::the cat turns into a cat-girl:: Yes, it was.
Hermione: ::turns pink, remembering her experience with Pollyjuice potion::
Youko Kitsune: ::grins at Hermione's expression::
Harry: Who are you two?
Rose Thorne: ::tosses head:: First-years.
Youko Kitsune: Uh...yeah...
Rose Thorne: ::grins, showing off her fangs::
Youko Kitsune: ::one of her fox ears twitches:: So, Snapey-poo...what was that about taking points from Gryffindor? ::smiles menacingly::
Snape: ::glares:: Detention! Both of you!
Youko Kitsune: ::growls, turns into a two tailed pink fox and bites him again::
Rose Thorne: ::glares at Snape, her black ears twitching and her yellow eyes flashing::
Harry and Ron: *snicker*
Hermione: Oh my...
Rose Thorne: ::turns into a cat and jumps on Snape's shoulder::
Youko Kitsune: ::uses Snape's ankle as a chew toy::
Rose Thorne: *Now what was that again, Snapey-poo?*
Malfoy: ::the jinx wears off finally:: *snigger* Hehehe... *ahem*...
Youko Kitsune: *Yes, would you care to repeat that for us?*
Rose Thorne: ::glares at Malfoy:: *You're next, ferret-boy*
Snape: T-ten points to Gryffindor...No detentions...
Youko Kitsune: *Good teacher. You just might live to see next year* ::lets go ands casually struts over to Malfoy:: *I believe you were...snickering...at something?*
Rose Thorne: ::jumps to Malfoy's shoulder::
::All the Gryffindor's can't help but laugh insanely::
Rose Thorne: *Yeah, ferret-boy. Whatchya got to say?*
Malfoy: N-nothing..Ma'ams... ::cowers::
Rose Thorne: ::scratches his face gently:: *Good.* ::jumps down::
Youko Kitsune: ::returns to her youko form and leans on his shoulder, patting him on the head:: Good little ferret.
Rose Thorne: ::returns to cat-girl form:: Yes. ::looks to Y-K:: Shall we go up to the common room?
Youko Kitsune: Yup, yup. It's been fun Snapey-poo, ferret-boy... ::vanishes into thin air::
Rose Thorne: ::giggles slightly and goes to her cat form, scratching Mrs. Norris as she leaves::
Ron: ::blankly:: Were they really first years?
~~**~~**~~END~~**~~**~~
Yup, we're still sick (in the body AND the mind. hehehehehe)! Some Japanese terms some people may not have understood: kitsune = fox, onegai = please, Makai = demon world. Vash is a character from an anime called Trigun. He DOES tend to squirm like an eel. Killua is a character from an anime called Hunter x Hunter.
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