Fruitcake
Hmm, you're probably asking, "Why the hell did she name her fic 'Fruitcake'?" I just thought about Christmas, and the first thing that came to mind was those disgusting, annoying little fruitcakes that everyone sends to say 'I love you'. Please tell me, how the hell do you express your love to someone by makeing/buying them something they hate? The name has absolutely nothing to do with the storyline, but I laughed my ass off when I thought of all the people, who, out of honest curiosity, would read this fic just to see why it's named 'Fruitcake'. I might put something about fruitcake in here, but otherwise, the title has absolutely nothing to do with the storyline except that you get fruitcakes around Christmas, and this story takes place around Christmas.
Well, it's around Christmas right now. Christmas of '99 with the big Y2K scare. Most of you are probably wondering right now, "Why is she sitting here talking about the horrors of fruitcake when the world could be ending in about two weeks. Why isn't she running around screaming her head off about how 'We're all gonna die'?" or "Doesn't she know that if the world ends, her writing this story will have been pointless?" I figure, if we die, we die. I don't really want to think about it, because if I do, I'll become one of those people who are pulling their hair out in their paranoia. Besides, had we not been lazy in our computer programming (*cough, cough* Bill Gates) maybe this wouldn't be happening. Oh, well...
Chapter 1: Skates
Chapter 2: Meanies
Chapter 3: Major Problems
Chapter 4: Flying High...Too High!
Chapter 5: Realization
Chapter 6: Christmas Eve
Chapter 7: Yukina's Present
Chapter 8: Surprise (end)
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"Some people are only alive 'cause it's illegal to kill them."
~Bubbles
This quote is dedicated to Kuwabara, who is too stupid to realize how close to death he comes each time he bugs Hiei (aka every time he breathes).
Bubbles is a friend of mine. Her name fits her personality.
