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Tasuke: [crouches] Where the hell... [sees Tamahome] Who'd ya piss off this time?! Taiits-kun again?!
Tamahome: [glares at him] I didn't do anything!! [smirks] Besides, you're the one who's more likely to piss someone off!!
Tasuke: [snorts] Yeah right!! The only people I piss off are the people I kill!!
Tamahome: [sneers] Oh really?! Then why aren't I dead yet Tasuke: [smirks] Because I'm waiting to see you screw up your relationship with Miaka...again!!
Tamahome: [shoves him] You wanna fight?! C'mon, let's go!!
Tasuke: [shoves him back] I'll beat your ass!!
Tamahome: [smirks] Oh, really? I hear that you didn't do too good a job of it last time we fought!!
Chichiri: [sweatdrop] They always do this no da...
Kurama: [sweatdrop] I've...noticed...
Hiei: [watches the fight progress with tired interest] Hn.
Bara: [smirks] This should be amusing...
Thayet: [grins evily] Yup!! We're too evil!!
Chichiri: [regains his voice] Y-you're evil no da?!
Bara: [grins at Thayet] They're gullible, aren't they?
Thayet: [smirks] Yup!! Typical good guys. This is so fun!!
Tamahome: [blinks] So...you're not evil?
Bara: [claps her hands sarcastically] Give the boy a prize!!!
Tamahome: [looks around hopefully] Okane? [falls to the foor as Bara socks him one] Ittai!
Tasuke: [mutters] I hate women!!!
Thayet: [grins evily] That must mean you're gay!!
Tasuke: [eyes widen] NANI?!
Thayet: [sighs at his apparent denseness, or deafness, or whatever and repeats what she said slowly] I said, you must be gay.
Tasuke: [face turns as red as his hair] I AM NOT GAY!!!!
Bara: [looks doubtful] Uh-huh...and that's why you're blushing.
Tasuke: [sweatdrop] Er...
Tamahome: [points at the tomato-faced Tasuke and falls to the invisible floor in a fit of helpless giggles] You're gay?! HA HA HA!! [stops laughing and thinks (that must be hard for him) for a moment] ...That must be why you hang out with Nuriko so much...EWWW!!!!
Tasuke: [turns towards him, the red in his face quickly turning from embarrassment to rage] SHADDUP!! [lunges at Tamahome]
Tamahome: [dodges] Fine! Let's fight, ya fanged menace!!
Tasuke: [takes out his tessen] Alright, ya penny pincher!
Bara: [grins] This should be interesting.
Thayet: [smirks] As if everything else wasn't?
Hiei: [watches the fight for a while, then curls up on the loveseat and falls asleep] Zzzzzz...
Bara: [slightly crazed expression softens a bit] Aww...how cute...
Kurama: [sweatdrop] Oh Inari-sama!!
Chichiri: [sweatdrop] As I said before no da. Crazy fans no da...
Thayet: [smirks] Yup!!
Hiei: [turns over and burrows into the black loveseat, his black clothing and hair totally camoflaging him] Zzzzzz...
Shakira: [stirs] Uhhn...
Bara: [grins sheepishly] Guilty as charged...
Shakira: [whines] You're mean! I'm not gonna' play with you anymore!!
Thayet: [mutters to Bara] Great Inari-sama!! Can we say 'Sekhmet?'
Kurama: [flinches at Thayet's use of 'Inari-sama']
Bara: [snickers] Hai no da!!
Chichiri: [flinches at Bara's use of 'no da'] Oro no da...
Shakira: [shoots them a dirty look and turns around to see the fight] How'd Tamahome-san and Tasuke-san get here? [glances at Bara, who just got an evil grin] Never mind...
Thayet: [yells to the fighters] Go Tasuke-san!! Burn his ass!!
Bara: [gives an insane cackle] Yeah Tasuke-san!!
Chichiri: [sweatdrop] More crazy fans no da!! Oro no da!!
Kurama: [sweatdrop] Something tells me that I'm going to learn about what you're talking about really soon...
Shakira: [glares at Bara and Thayet, then yells to the fighters also] Go Tamahome-san!
Tamahome: [turns around...] Miaka? [...and is immediately char-broiled by Tasuke's tessen] Ittai... [falls over]
Tasuke: [grins evily] Payback's a bitch!
Bara: [smirks] I guess I'm payback then!
Kurama: [sweatdrop] This is getting scary...
Chichiri: [sweatdrop] Hai, no da.
Tasuke: [sweatdrop] I really hate women!!
Tamahome: [slightly-singed sweatdrop] I'm beginning to understand why...
Shakira: [snorts] Gay guys...
Thayet: [shoots Bara a look of disagreement] No, I am!!
Bara: [snarls] NUH-UH!! I AM!!
Thayet: [screams] I AM!!
Bara: [shrieks hysterically] NO!! I AM!!!
Thayet: [lets go of Bara's hair reluctantly] Aww man!!
Bara: [rubs scalp, wincing] That was fun! Why'd you have to break it up?!
Chibi Shakira: [jumps up and down] I'm still mad at you Bara-chan! I'm gonna get you back!! [returns to her semi-normal form] I know!! [she snaps her fingers, grinning evily]
Bara: [pales] Oh...my...God...It's...my...LITTLE BROTHER!!!! AAUUUURRRGGGGHHHH!!!! [grins insanely] KILL IT!!! NNEEAAHH!!! MUST KILL LITTLE INSECT!!! [tommy gun appears in her hands and she shoots the shit out of her brother]
Little Brother: [grins retardedly and flaps his arms like a bird] You can't kill me!! I'm your brother!!
Bara: [drops tommy gun, screams, then falls to the floor and curls up in a ball, moaning] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Little Brother: [speaks up to be heard over Bara's long-winded shrieking and runs around the room flapping his arms like a bird and foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog] Ha ha ha!! She can't kill me!! Nyaa nyaa... [stops when he sees the anime characters, who are backing away, fearfully] Hey!! You're the guys my sister's obsessed with!! [starts running around retardedly again, screaming in a high-pitched shriek] YuYu Hatufo!! Figugi Wuchi!! Wonin Warriors!! [plops down on loveseat, right on top of Hiei]
Hiei: [wakes up to the feeling of being crushed to death] GET OFF ME, DAMMIT!!! [immediately, the couch and the annoying boy are reduced to ashes] DAMN NINGENS!!!!
Bara: [looks up and smiles gratefully] Yay!! [breaks into song] Ding, dong, the brat is dead!! The ugly, stupid, retarded brat is dead... [pauses] ...Damn!! How does the rest of that song go?! [glances at Hiei] Thank you SO much!! I couldn't kill him...It's against some weird rule or something. But...since you aren't related to him... [grins] Yay!! I don't have to put up with his annoying little comments anymore!! And even better!!! It'll just look like he had a stroke or something!!
Hiei: [looks between her and the pile of ashes on the floor, which is now being blown away by a telltale wind] NANI!? I JUST FRIED HIM!!!!
Bara: [looks at Thayet sheepishly] I guess we'd better tell them...
Thayet: [glances at the fuming Hiei and looks at Bara] I agree wholeheartedly...
Bara: [clears her throat] Well...you kinda aren't really...physically here...
Tasuke: [asks somewhat hesitantly] Wh-whaddaya mean by that?
Bara: [fidgets] Well...ya see...I'm kinda telepathic...
Bara: [continues] ...And I kinda snatched your minds from your bodies and brought them into my mind...
Kurama: [stares at her in amazement] ...So this is your mind?
Bara: [nods sheepishly] Uh-huh...
Kurama: ...Interesting...Why couldn't we detect your power?
Bara: [blinks at him and speaks slowly] I'm...tel-e-path-ic...
Bara: [sighs] I manipulated your minds so you couldn't sense it.
All Anime Characters: [scream, horrified] NANI?!
Thayet: [grins evily] Tell 'em the rest Bara-chan!!
Bara: [glares at her, then sighs] Oh, all right... [takes a deep breath] ...And while you're here I have complete control over your physical bodies...
Thayet: [grin widens] That means that we could do something like make Tamahome-san and Bara-chan's other little brother start frenching in the middle of Hotohori-sama's court!!
Tamahome: [screams with a priceless horrified look on his face] NANI?!
Bara: [smiles sickeningly] No...my little brother would like that too much...
Thayet: [sweatdrop] Too much information...
Tamahome: [huge sweatdrop] You two are PERVERTS!!
Chichiri: [sweatdrop] Oh, no no da!! Hentai crazy fans no da!!
Hiei: [snickers] I figured that out a long time ago!
Kurama: [snickers] So did I!
Shakira: [snickers] I've known that for quite a while!
Tasuke: [busts up, laughing loudly] Damn penny-pincher finally got what's coming to him...
Bara and Thayet: [grin evily and insanely]
Thayet: [looks meaningfully at the other characters] Don't laugh...We could do something equally embarrassing to you, too. [contemplates the possibilities aloud] Hmm...We could bring Kuwabara here and have him and Hiei-san do something extremely embarassing...
Hiei: [face turns green] NANI?!
Bara: [pouts] I wouldn't do something like that to him!! He killed my brother for me!!
Hiei: [looks supremely relieved]
Thayet: [continues, not realizing that Bara has said anything] ...In public too...That'd be so much fun; just to see the look on their faces...
Hiei: [looks sick]
Bara: [growls] Thayet-chan...
Thayet: [turns to Bara] Oh, if you don't wanna do it, I'll do it myself. You're not the only one who can do it...
Hiei: [sweatdrops and backs away]
Bara: [crosses her arms] ...And I don't have to prevent these guys from killing you...
Thayet: [grins at her] But Hiei-san's the only one who would want to kill me. And I've already proved that he can't.
Kurama: [frowns] I'll join in...
Chichiri: [backs up Kurama] Me too no da...
Tasuki: [sighs] I guess I will too...
Tamahome: [grins] I will too!!
Hiei: [looks considerably less frightened] Hn...
Thayet: [considers her chances of taking on all of the present anime characters at once in a battle and winning without dying, then pouts] Not fair!! [grins evily] Oh, well. We can always have other fun...
All Anime Characters: [horrified screams] NOOOOOOOOOO...
Chichiri: [still yelling] ...NO DA!!
Bara: [glares scornfully at Thayet] No!! I like these guys too much... [glances at Tamahome] ...Well...most of 'em... [grins maniacally] ...Besides...just think of all the fun we'll have with Yuusuke and Kuwabara!!
Thayet: [grins] Yeah!! [pauses, then pouts] ...But that means I gotta wait!!
Shakira: [grins] Oh, well...I can wait to see that...if I absolutely have to. The wait'll be worth it!!
Bara: [turns to her] ...And who said that you were still going to be here when that happens, pray tell? I'm getting rid of you A.S.A.P.!!
Shakira: [pouts] Awwww, man!! That sucks!!
Tamahome: [looks like he wants to cry] You...don't like me?
Bara and Thayet: [glare at him] NO!! Now shut up!!
Tamahome: [shrivels under their glares] Yes ma'ams.
Bara: [still grinning] ...And just think of all the fun we'll have when we bring in Miaka and Yui...
Tamahome: [horrified] NANI?!
Bara: [sheepishly] ...Uh...oops...did I say Miaka?...I meant...Nakago-san...and Yui... [fingers cross behind back]
Tasuke: [crosses arms over chest] Uh-huh, sure.
Bara: [grins evily] What?
Chichiri: [backs away] I don't trust that smile, no da...
Bara: [grin widens] Gee, why not?
Tamahome: [eyes widen] You mean she's going to hurt Miaka?!
Bara: [looks at his with a mock-innocent expression on her face] Hurt? No... [speaks under breath] ...Scare shitless, yes... [begins to laugh maniacally] MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Tamahome: [turns chibi] EEEP!! [jumps into Chichiri's arms]
Chichiri: [drops Tamahome uncerimoniously to the floor] ...Oro, no da!!
Hiei: [smirks] She reminds me of Mukuro...
Kurama: [snickers] I agree with that...
Bara: [turns her frighteningly insane gaze on them] Thanks!! She's cool!!
Hiei: [smirk disappears under an almost frightened look] You know Mukuro?!
Bara: [groans] Me and my big mouth... [sighs] I've never met her, but I've heard about her...
Hiei: [cocks his head curiously] How?
Bara: [grins evily] Do you really want to know?
Hiei: [eyes narrow] You've been messing around in my head, haven't you?!
Bara: [somewhat sheepishly] Um...yeah...
Hiei: [gives an enraged snarl and launches himself at Bara]
Kurama: [catches the wildly flailing, extremely pissed of fire demon in mid-leap, stopping him from killing Bara] Remember...if you kill her, we all die!!
Hiei: [still struggling] I DON'T CARE!!!
Bara: [backs away] ...Look...it was an accident...It happened while I was bringing you here...that's all I saw, was Mukuro...honest...I'm sorry!! It was an accident!!
Hiei: [continues to struggle] I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Bara: [turns chibi] Yipe!! [hides behind Thayet]
Thayet: [sighs and walks to the struggling fire demon] Stop it!!
Hiei: [snarls at her] MAKE ME!!
Thayet: [shrugs] Whatever you say... [gives him a demonstration of the Vulcan neck pinch]
Hiei: [slumps in Kurama's grasp, unconscious]
Kurama: [looks alarmed] What did you do to him?!
Thayet: [grins] I gave him a Vulcan neck pinch. He'll be fine. [smile widens] And even better...he won't remember these last few minutes. [she waves her arm and another black, leather loveseat appears] He'll wake up in about ten minutes.
Kurama: [sits down, cradling Hiei's unconscious body]
Bara: [mutters] Great...now we're bringing in Star Trek...
Thayet: [grins at Bara] Whaddaya say we get on with the interviews?
Bara: [scowls] Fine...I'm sending Tasuke-san, Tomahome-san, and Shakira-chan out of my mind. They're giving me a headache!! [grins evily] Chichiri-san can stay here forever!!
Chichiri: [turns chibi] AHHHHHHHHHHH, NOOOOO DAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! [runs to the others] Save me from the hentai no da!!
Bara: [laughs] I was just kidding, Chichiri. I'll send you back with them.
Chichiri: [sighs in relief, not wanting to stay in the insane girl's dillusional mind any longer, and nods] Arigato no da.
Shakira: [pouts] Hey!! I wanna stay here!!
Bara: [snorts] You wish!! BUUBBYYEEEE!!! [waves her arm and the four disappear] Okay, that's done... [pauses] Whoopsie!! I accidentally sent Tamahome-san to Shakira-chan's body and Shakira-chan to Tomahome-san's... [doesn't look too upset; glances at watch and taps her foot for a few minutes as Thayet Kurama watch her] I suppose I better bring them back here... [waves arm again, and the two reappear, both looking rather traumatized]
Thayet: [starts laughing]
Tamahome: [shrieks] You sent me into a GIRL'S body!! A NUDE girl's body!! AN UGLY, NUDE GIRL'S BODY!!
Shakira: [spits frantically] I woke up and...and MIAKA SMOTHERED ME WITH KISSES!!! She said that I was Tamahome!! EWWW!!! [pauses, then realizes what Tamahome said] HEY!!
Bara: [sighs and waves arm again; the two disappear] There. Good riddance!! [scowls] Let's get on with the interview so I can go to sleep!!
Thayet: [stops laughing and grins] Kay!! [turns to Kurama] So, you and Hiei are pretty good friends, huh?
Kurama: [looks at her suspiciously] Yeah...So?
Thayet: [leans forward] Are you more than just friends?
Kurama: [gapes at her] NANI?!
Thayet: [sighs] Are you more than just friends?
Kurama: [looks annoyed] I heard what you said...I just can't believe you're asking me that.
Thayet: [stares at him intently] So, are you?
Hiei: [stirs slightly] Uhhnn...
Thayet: [mutters under her breath] He would pick this particular moment to wake up...
Kurama: [looks at Hiei worriedly] Are you okay?
Hiei: [opens his eyes and pulls away from Kurama] Hn...What happened?
Kurama: [glances at Bara and bites his lip] Umm...What's the last thing you remember?
Hiei: [thinks for a moment, then narrows his eyes at Thayet] She was threatening me!!
Thayet: [snickers] Yeah. I was about to tickle you and I guess you couldn't take it. You passed out. [grins] Hey!! I wonder if you...
Bara: [glares at Thayet] Shut up, Thayet-chan!! I know what you're going to say!!
Thayet: [looks at her innocently] Well, I bet he did!!
Bara: [looks outraged] You and I both know that he didn't!! Stop starting shit!!
Hiei: [snarls at them] What the FUCK are you talking about?!
Kurama: [sweatdrops, realizing what they're talking about] Don't ask...I'll tell you later...
Hiei: [growls at him] I want to know NOW!!!
Bara: [glares at Thayet] Now look what you did...We're never going to finish this interview!!
Thayet: [looks sheepish] Gomen...
Bara: [turns away from her and looks at the other two] So...how did you like your parts in Poltergeist Report?
Kurama: [looks relieved to change the subject] Well, I was kind of disappointed that I didn't get to use my youko form, and I didn't like the fact that I was tricked so easily by that one demon-god...What was his name?
Bara: [smiles] We never found out. He was just known as 'Kuronue'.
Kurama: [flinches]
Bara: [turns to Hiei, who is still glaring daggers at Thayet, who is smirking at him] What about you, Hiei-san?
Hiei: [glares at no one in particular] I didn't get to kill Kuwabara!! And why couldn't I have just let Hinigeshi die?! She's annoying as hell!! Then I had to let Kuwabara carry me!! Yuck!!
Thayet: [snickers] Well, you were sorta unconscious at the time...
Bara: Yeah, so there really wasn't much you could do about it...
Hiei: [growls at them]
Kurama: [stops him from pulling out his katana] They're right.
Hiei: [snarls at him, but doesn't pull out his katana]
Bara: [shrugs] Besides, you did kill Rako. That was cool!!
Thayet: [frowns] Yeah it was, but you didn't yell 'ensatsu kokuryhurra'. Why not?
Hiei: [snarls] I DID!!! Damn fucking English dubbing!!
Thayet: [sighs] Stupid American companies!! If you can't translate it properly, just LEAVE IT ALONE!!! [bursts into tears]
Kurama and Hiei: [look startled]
Kurama: [glances at Bara] What's wrong with her?
Bara: [looks at Kurama] They did the same thing to poor Chichiri-san's 'no da's. Now he says 'y'know' after every sentance...Poor Thayet-chan...she hasn't been the same since...
Thayet: [sniffs and wipes her tears away] I'm better now...
Bara: [sighs] Thayet-chan, let's just get this interview done. Then you can go watch the subbed Fushigi Yugi.
Thayet: [looks at Bara happily] Really? [Bara nods] Thank you, Bara-chan!! [looks at Hiei] Just out of curiosity...since I haven't had the pleasure of reading the manga, seeing the episodes, or seeing the other movie...Why don't you tell Yukina-chan that you're her older brother?
Hiei: [snarls] NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!
Bara: [glances at Thayet] Oh, I saw spoilers on the internet...you probably haven't read them yet...The price for getting his Jagan was never being able to tell Yukina-chan who he really is... [Hiei glares at her] Gomen nasai...
Thayet: Ohhh...that explains it...Gomen nasai Hiei-san...I shouldn't have asked...
Hiei: [crosses his arms over his chest] Hn.
Bara: [changes the subject] So...what was your favorite part of the movie, Kurama-san?
Kurama: [thinks about it] I don't know...I guess when we finally beat Yakumo...
Bara: That was cool. Especially the blue and black ensatsu kokuryhurra... [glances at Hiei] How about you, Hiei-san?
Hiei: [grins evilly] Seeing the look on Kuwabara's face when I almost killed him...
Thayet: [laughs] That was funny... [looks at Bara]
Bara and Thayet: [in unison] OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED!! [they collapse in giggles]
Bara: [catches her breath] Kuwabara is such an idiot. It's hysterical!!
Hiei: Finally!! Someone agrees with me!!
Bara: I think almost everybody does.
Thayet: [aside to Bara] Um...do we have anymore questions to ask them..?
Bara: [thinks for a moment] I...don't think so... [turns to Hiei and Kurama] I think we're done with you guys...Later!!
Thayet: [glares at them] By the way, if you warn anyone about us, you'll be sorry...
Hiei: [snarls] FINALLY!!
Kurama: [tries to be polite] Okay...goodbye...No offense, but I hope we never see you again...
Bara: [grins] That's understandable...
Thayet: [smacks her head with her hand] K'so!! He never answered my question about them being lovers...
Bara: [shrugs] Oh, well. I personally think that they are, but you can always ask next time...
Thayet: [smiles] Yeah...you're right...next time....
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